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Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. ~Ralph Richardson



One kind word can warm three winter months. ~Japanese Proverb



Consider what you think justice requires, and decide accordingly. But never give your reasons; for your judgment will probably be right, but your reasons will certainly be wrong. ~Lord Mansfield



The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. ~Dave Barry



Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word. Solitude has long since turned brown and withered, sitting bitter in my mouth and heavy in my veins. ~R.M. Grenon



Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author Unknown



From the bitterness of disease man learns the sweetness of health. ~Catalan Proverb



They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown



Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. ~Author Unknown



Loafing needs no explanation and is its own excuse. ~Christopher Morley



Man is the only creature that dares to light a fire and live with it. The reason? Because he alone has learned to put it out. ~Henry Jackson Vandyke, Jr.



Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them. ~Author Unknown



Boobs are for breastfeeding. ~Author Unknown



Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. ~Wilson Mizner



Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live. ~Nicolas de Chamfort



We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time. ~Art Buchwald



Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown



Take rest; a field that has rested gives a bountiful crop. ~Ovid



The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity. ~Thomas Szasz The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity. ~Thomas Szasz