I must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis. ~Star Trek, Mr. Spock
I can't live either without you or with you. ~Ovid, Amores
It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. ~Ornette Coleman
I never even believed in divorce until after I got married. ~Diane Ford
When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark." ~Steven Moffat, Coupling, "Inferno," original airdate 2 June 2000
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. ~Jo Brand
There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. ~Werner von Braun
If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is. ~Author Unknown
Mankind have banned the Divinity from their presence; they have relegated him to a sanctuary; the walls of the temple restrict his view; he does not exist outside of it. ~Diderot, Pensees philosophiques, 1746
The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential - and enemies to push us beyond it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about "and." ~Arthur Stanley Eddington
When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. ~Dan Heist
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~Mark Twain
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public. ~Vilhjalmur Stefansson, 1964
As long as there are cold and nakedness in the land around you, so long can there be no question at all but that splendor of dress is a crime. ~John Ruskin
How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Happiness held is the seed; happiness shared is the flower. ~Author Unknown
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." ~Bill Maher, on Politically Incorrect, 1995
I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection? ~Author Unknown
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. ~Lenny Bruce
Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day. ~Author Unknown
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present, in fearing future. ~Antoine Rivarol
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