Obama the Musical

Put President Obama and Gilbert & Sullivan together and what do you get?

A shark, a duck and an awkward interview

It gets funny just because the TV anchors become so uncomfortable after the "incident."

I understand the duck is reported to be ok.

Hate traffic? Hitler rants about Carmageddon

For anyone who hates traffic jams...

Especially in Los Angeles.

Caption this...

From the "Gary Jaffe - Stuff I Like Looking At..." collection

Caption this...

Bill and Ted's 'Excellent Adventure' at 50

"The writers from the Bill and Ted film are writing some funny drafts.  Bill and Ted at 50.  It could be funny."
-Keanu Reeves hyping the possibility of another Excellent Adventure film

Hmmm... why am I thinking, "not so much?"

Bill O'Reilly Flips Out - Best Rick Roll Ever

LOLOLOLOLOL...

That was really funny. I don't know HOW anyone could ever have the balls to act that way at work. To throw such a tantrum... I'd have been fired. Bill? He just kept moving on...

Dad Waves At Son’s School Bus Every Day For A Year In A Different Costume

Nothing says "I love you son" like dressing up in a different costume every day for a year and waving at your sophomore son's school bus.

You have to admire the commitment the father had to NEVER repeat a costume. Apparently the kids on the school bus began to look forward to what the "costume of the day" would be.

I can relate a little to this. While performing in "Hello, Dolly!" on Broadway, every night before a particular entrance, a short piece of music would play and I would improvise a quick 'themed' dance for my cast mates. I tried to never repeat a theme.

Strange the things you do in life...
(via Mediaite.com)

Parody: Nurse Jackee!

Nurse Jackée from Jackée Harry

Funny or Die comes up with some of the funniest stuff.

Fans of "Nurse Jackie" and the 80s sitcom "227" may like this.  I know I do!  Love Jackee Harry!

Funny: A little boy and his otter...

Very cute one minute video. Otter keeps pace with little boy at Sea World.

I once had a dolphin do this with me when I was in Hawaii. Everytime I walked by the dolphins, this one dolphin would follow me as I walked around the tank.

Cute.

Talking Animal video

So I'm usually not into these kinds of things but the more I watched, the more I knew I had to post.

You could call this "Stupid Animal Chats."

Nice for a little wakeup laugh.

Timberlake: "It's OK When It's A 3 Way"

Justin Timberlake was back with the funny.  He, Andy Samburg and Lady Gaga joined in for the latest in their hysterical video shorts.

From the Borowitz Report: "I'll end the world when I'm good and ready"

From the Borowitz Report: After a much-heralded End of the World failed to materialize on the appointed day, May 21, Almighty God held a rare press conference in New York to discuss the matter.

Dressed in His trademark flowing white robe and carrying a thunderbolt, God seemed visibly irked by the predictions calling for the world to end this Saturday.

“I’ll end the world when I’m good and ready, Me damn it,” He snapped in response to a question from a USA Today reporter.

When asked if He had a message for the faithful who had expected the world to end today, the Almighty cracked, “They should be grateful for the eleven years they’ve had since the world ended on Y2K.”

God was cagey about setting an exact date for the end of the world, saying only, “When I decide to end the world I’ll let you know the way I always do – on Twitter.”

After the press conference, a publicist for God confirmed that the Heavenly Father was annoyed at having to talk to reporters to address the end of the world rumors: “Honestly, I haven’t seen Him this pissed since Pat Robertson blamed a tsunami on the gays.”

Elsewhere, Harold Camping, the preacher who predicted that the world would end on May 21, issued the following brief statement: “"The world doesn't end this week. Oprah does. My bad, sry."
(thanks to Leslie for the tip - I somehow missed the press conference.  Busy looting I guess)

Rapture Pick-up Lines

Is that a tribulation in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Am I dead angel? Cause this must be heaven...

Care to see my rapture shelter?

Let's do it like there's tomorrow.

Come to Jesus.

We're gonna be outta these clothes soon anyway...

Game over. Let's f*ck.

I promise I'll be gone when you wake up.

So you have herpes - what's your point?

SNL digital short: "MotherLover"

OK - so this is sooooo wrong... but kind of funny. I can't believe they get away with this.

Warning: explicit lyrics.

Taylor Mali on what teachers "make"

Brilliant.

Top 7 worst website names

And, discuss....

(source via joemygod)